1 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,719 - Did you take my charger last night? - Yes. 2 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,559 Why do you take my things? 3 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,799 Mine didn't work. 4 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,919 I don't care, that's your problem. Now I've no charge to go! 5 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,599 Then share a little. 6 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,799 No, I won't share. You had yours. Two, in fact! 7 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,479 My charger! 8 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,679 You screw yours up! 9 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,239 I'll confiscate it. 10 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,599 May I talk? 11 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,679 Hey... See? You made Chloé cry. 12 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,719 I'm a big girl, I don't need... 13 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,319 What? It's empty! 14 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,439 He ate it all! 15 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:23,519 My banker offered us an appointment at 6pm to go over the loan offers! 16 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,079 OK, Gilles? 17 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,359 {\an8}Who has the Chocopate? You again? 18 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,559 {\an8}Yeah, and? 19 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,239 {\an8}I didn't have one spoonful. 20 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,199 {\an8}That's good news! 21 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,799 {\an8}A loan for what? 22 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,399 {\an8}Ludo, we didn't even tell him! 23 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,839 {\an8}We found our home. Our dream house! 24 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,079 {\an8}- Our palace. - Very good... It's really good. 25 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:49,119 {\an8}But I'd like to give the kitchen a coat of paint. I was thinking lilac. 26 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,839 {\an8}Do you have a bank behind you? 27 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,319 {\an8}My mom's our guarantor. 28 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,319 {\an8}Oh dear, yes. 29 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,119 {\an8}- I'll loan my cereals! - Don't play with food. 30 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,799 {\an8}Yes, it's super, really super. 31 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,319 {\an8}I mean, I'm a bit sad obviously but it's super for you. 32 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,319 {\an8}Don't get carried away until we've signed. 33 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,199 Oh don't worry... Afterwards I'll have to clean! 34 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,959 You owe me respect, I'm the eldest! Stop it! 35 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,559 - You're a pain. - No! 36 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,039 Eat your cereals! 37 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,999 Ah, business is picking up. 38 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,079 Robin, this city needs us! 39 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,839 Why am I Robin? 40 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,519 Because times are changing, Robin. 41 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,119 Don your cape and tights. 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,919 HIP HIGH INTELLECTUAL POTENTIAL 43 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,159 {\an8}- Hi, Gilles. You OK? - Huh... 44 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,439 {\an8}What do we have? 45 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,799 {\an8}Valentin Béliard, 17. 46 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,239 {\an8}Oh shit. 47 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,279 {\an8}We found his papers on his moped. 48 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,559 {\an8}His parents have a farm in the next village. 49 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,399 {\an8}We found his charred body in that barn. 50 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,359 {\an8}Might it have been an accident? 51 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,759 {\an8}At first sight. 52 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:12,959 {\an8}The firefighters said a spark would be enough to start a fire. 53 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,439 {\an8}We found cigarette butts in the barn. 54 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,639 {\an8}OK. 55 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:23,439 {\an8}Didn't you mention a moped? What's wrong? 56 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,279 What? 57 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,479 {\an5}"CHILD OF" 58 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,319 Oh fuck! 59 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,439 I had the same one as a kid. 60 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,359 What is this circus, Morgane? 61 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,199 What's wrong? 62 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,199 What the fuck! You've just been reinstated in the police! 63 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,439 When will your bullshit stop? 64 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,119 Wow, you undid the second button? 65 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,839 Standards are slipping! What's going on? 66 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,879 - What? - Have you met someone? 67 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,799 Oh yes. 68 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,159 You've met someone! 69 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,319 Karadec! 70 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,399 I don't believe it, he has a girlfriend! 71 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,599 Karadec! Push me to get me going! 72 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,359 Probably suffocation. 73 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:25,039 C02 has a paralyzing effect, in 30 seconds you're intoxicated. 74 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:29,319 Given the state of the body, this may take longer than usual. 75 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,639 And the identification? 76 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,079 Luckily he wore fireproof boots. 77 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,719 I've something you might be interested in. 78 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,879 The victim has a tattoo on his right ankle. 79 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,999 I'll spare you the rest. 80 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,559 A tribal sign. 81 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,559 May I? 82 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,159 - Have you changed perfume? - Huh? 83 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,999 No, not at all, Morgane. 84 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,839 There's a smell of grapefruit. 85 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,079 Oh, it's here. 86 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,399 Oh fuck, yes. 87 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,599 It's a super-strong disinfectant for surfaces. 88 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,279 It's what they use in rest homes. 89 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,119 Can't mess with the old! 90 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,759 I remember it was very inflammable. 91 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:16,959 Oh yes, look. 92 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,719 Oh fuck! 93 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,319 Don't move! 94 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,559 Karadec? 95 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,399 Karadec? Are you there? 96 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,039 Karadec? 97 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,999 You freaked me out. 98 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,119 You were lucky there! OK? 99 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,319 No, I'm not! 100 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,679 Hang on, you can thank me! But for me you'd be a kebab! 101 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,039 I should thank you?! 102 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,359 You just burned me! 103 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,639 My jacket's ruined! 104 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,719 Oh, chill.. 105 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,719 OK, I get it! Arson! 106 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,559 It's a homicide, thank you! 107 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,559 Hence my demonstration. 108 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,159 It made sense. 109 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:00,839 Again, I'm sorry about your jacket, stop sulking. 110 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,079 Let's change the subject. So... 111 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,599 you took your conquest to Ranir's? 112 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,079 Did she like the samosas? 113 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,599 Wait, it wasn't Ranir's? 114 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,679 Must have been really serious. 115 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,039 Hey, you didn't even tell me where you met her. 116 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,199 And then... is it a match sexually? 117 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,119 What? Don't tell me you haven't yet... Huh? 118 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,999 Morgane, you and I are just colleagues. 119 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,559 So private lives remain private, OK? 120 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,599 OK. So you haven't yet... 121 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,879 Haven't yet what? 122 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,039 Had sex! 123 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,239 Is this the time? 124 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,279 Sorry I spoke! 125 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,519 Hello,, Major Karadec, police, Morgane Alvaro, consultant. 126 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,559 Are you Valentin's brother? 127 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,679 What's going on? 128 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,399 I don't understand. Vai was quiet. 129 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,119 He had no problems with anybody. 130 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,879 When did you last see him? 131 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,439 It was... Friday night? 132 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,239 No news since and you're not worried? 133 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:25,479 No, he said he was going partying with friends. We're used to it. 134 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,879 "Get well soon". 135 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,359 Did something happen to him? 136 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,879 Valentine had an accident months ago in the grain silo. 137 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,759 We were very worried but he'd gotten over it. 138 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:49,239 I'm sorry, I know it's hard but I must ask you to identify 139 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,719 this tattoo.. 140 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,279 Is it Valentin's? 141 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,279 Yes. 142 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:00,839 Thank you. 143 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:24,239 You and I are just colleagues. So private lives remain private. 144 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,879 Who allowed you to come here? 145 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,639 Where's Ninon? She's not in her box. 146 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,839 She was stolen two days ago. Our champion. 147 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,519 Are you looking into my son's death or Ninon's disappearance? 148 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,359 Well, it's mounting up. 149 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,759 Your son's death, your stolen cow. 150 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,799 Don't you think they're linked? 151 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,959 Please leave. 152 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,959 A beast like that must be worth at least 10,000 euros, right? 153 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,799 Arlaud, the local breeder, offered me 14. 154 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,479 14,000. And you refused? 155 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:32,039 She's not for sale, especially not to that vulture Arlaud. 156 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:34,679 OK. 157 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,439 Oh I've done it.. 158 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,679 Old Belliard finally spoke to me. 159 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,839 As Valentin and his father refused 160 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,639 to sell Ninon, Arlaud was upset. 161 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:59,399 As revenge he started telling everyone the Béliards are broke, 162 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,399 they can't care for their animals, etc... 163 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:07,679 Valentin was mad. At the last market, he kicked his ass in public. 164 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,439 It could end there. Only this is Dallas! 165 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,719 So three days later, the cow disappears. 166 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,479 So Arlaud stole it? 167 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,359 That's what Valentin thought. 168 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,559 So Arlaud kills Valentin 169 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,759 and burns the barn to make it look like an accident? 170 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,959 It's an option. 171 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,439 Let's go ask Arlaud a few questions. 172 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,039 And Morgane, if you could avoid your usual show... 173 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,079 - My usual show? - Yes. 174 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,119 What usual show? I don't even know what you mean. 175 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,679 Ninon! 176 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,719 Yoo-hoo, Ninon! 177 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,639 What's your number? 178 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,039 Say moo! 179 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,119 Ninon? 180 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,719 What's your colleague doing? 181 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,199 Answer the question, Mr Arlaud. 182 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,799 Did you see Valentin after your clash at the market? 183 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,679 No. 184 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,679 No? No news? 185 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,559 No. 186 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,959 Nor his cow, the one you coveted? 187 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,599 - No again. - Oh the big liar.! 188 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,239 You're a big liar. 189 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,359 Tada...! 190 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,039 Major Karadec, this is Ninon. 191 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,799 Ninon, this is Major Karadec. 192 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,079 What nonsense. 193 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,679 That's not Ninon! 194 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:49,679 Oh yeah? 195 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,239 All my cows are on file. I have all the papers. 196 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,119 Yes, these earrings are really handy. 197 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:58,519 Because thanks to them we know the order of birth of each one. 198 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,199 For example, if we go by the numbers, 199 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:06,239 she was born the same year as the two darlings over there. 200 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,799 That is, two years ago. 201 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,999 That's what you'd like us to believe! 202 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,039 However, if we go by the bulges 203 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,399 at the base of the horns due to growth... 204 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,399 the first appears at three years old 205 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,279 and they add one, finer and finer, each year... 206 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:30,919 Well, this sweetie is 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 years old. 207 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,879 Like Ninon! 208 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,759 Yes, seven years ago was the year of the Ns. 209 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,599 So what happened, Mr Arlaud? 210 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,759 Did Valentin return to see you and it degenerated? 211 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:47,639 No, it was Valentin who sold me Ninon. 212 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,039 Undeclared. He needed money. 213 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,839 Do you have proof of what you claim? 214 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,559 Well? You can see I didn't hurt the kid! 215 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,999 I gave him his 14,000 and he left as alive as he arrived. 216 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,359 You know why he needed the money? 217 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,839 You think we tell each other secrets? We weren't really friends. 218 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,079 Look, he was followed. 219 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,519 Are you Valentin's brother? 220 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,639 That's Théo's car. 221 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:42,519 By selling Ninon, Valentin compromised the farm's future. 222 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,519 Which is you. You're going to take over, right? 223 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,359 You can't be happy with this sale. 224 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,959 I was angry, yes, 225 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,839 but I didn't kill him. 226 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,999 We just talked. 227 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:09,039 I've always known I wanted to take over the farm. 228 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,199 For Valentin it was a bit different. 229 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,799 Meaning? 230 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,319 He didn't want to be a cattle breeder. 231 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,919 Things got a bit tense with my father. 232 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,999 Did he sell the cow to provoke your father? 233 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,159 He said he had an emergency. 234 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,519 He needed money, he'd pay it all back quickly... 235 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,719 - What emergency? - I don't know. 236 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,119 He wouldn't say. 237 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,959 If your brother had problems I must know. 238 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,759 I swear I don't know what he got himself into. 239 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,879 I want to find whoever did this to Val too! 240 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,359 No, his motive is too fragile. 241 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,439 He has no alibi for the murder. 242 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,679 For now, well release him and save custody time. 243 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,079 Follow the money. 244 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,679 Why did Valentin need it? To do what? 245 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,039 Everyone stay until we have something. 246 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,399 I'm off, I've an appointment with the bank. 247 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,559 Three may not be enough. 248 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,159 No, this is a very important meeting. 249 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,799 - Very important. - Very! 250 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,919 Can you glance at this now you're trained? 251 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,239 Morgane, I said everyone. 252 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,759 You know Karadec has a girlfriend? 253 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,399 Yes! 254 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,239 No, impossible! I'd know. 255 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,439 Wouldn't I, boss? 256 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,559 So you told Morgane but not us! 257 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,519 I must admit.. 258 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,879 I told nobody. 259 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,639 Well, I'll be frank. 260 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:18,719 Though Sir's file is reassuring, Madame's is... 261 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,479 25 years a customer and not once in credit at the end of theVnonth. 262 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,879 OK, Morgane isn't a great manager. 263 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,799 But I'll help her rationalize it all. 264 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,559 Did she tell you she got a contract? 265 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,519 Oh yes... Champagne! 266 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,279 No, I'm sorry but your debt ratio exceeds 33% 267 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,439 and I can't grant a loan above 33% debt. 268 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,959 I understand. 269 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:48,319 Don't you realize you're letting go of the goose that lays golden eggs? 270 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,119 Goose with golden eggs? 271 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:55,879 You know how much I've brought you in our 25-year relationship? 272 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,199 This year alone, how much have I paid in charges? 273 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,879 I'll tell you. 1,647 euros! 274 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:07,199 So with an average debt ratio of - what? - 230 per month, 275 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,599 an interest rate on debit sums which was at 8% in 2010 276 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,159 and which you increased to 12% in 2017, 277 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,039 number of days overdrawn per year, 278 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,399 between 186 and 224 days... 279 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,319 multiplied by 25 280 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,919 gives us the tidy sum of 49,740, 281 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,959 Mr. Jamain. 282 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,559 It would have made a nice deposit. Compare that with 283 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,119 one of your more 'reasonable' clients, 284 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,319 one to whom you wouldn't hesitate to grant a loan. 285 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,759 How much have you made from them? 286 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,239 What are we talking? 20 for the account, 287 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,639 5 for online management and 3 for sending a checkbook? 288 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,639 That's not a lot, Mr. Jamain. 289 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,679 Thank you, sir. 290 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,559 I want you and I to move on to a win/win relationship. 291 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,319 Win/win, see? 292 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,519 I let you imagine the amount of my charges 293 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,959 if I get this loan and go to 350 overdraft per month. 294 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,319 It's dizzying, Mr Jamain. Dizzying! 295 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,079 So how do we go about it? 296 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,839 Right... Well, I'll see what I can do. 297 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:21,839 Win/Win. 298 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,399 You amazed me. 299 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,839 You always forget to pay your taxes but still bamboozle your banker! 300 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:33,679 I'm glad all the anti-capitalist sit-ins were of some use. 301 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:38,119 Well played! What time is it? I have to call the notary! 302 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,439 Hey, psst! 303 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,279 - Psst! - What? 304 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,639 What's yours on? 305 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,599 Oh, passing trains. 306 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,479 And you? 307 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,919 A guy burned in a barn. 308 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,319 Oh. Quite different. 309 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,319 Want to swap? 310 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,439 OK. 311 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,199 This high school student 312 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,159 lives on a farm. He has a moped. 313 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,439 Every day he goes back and forth between his home 314 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,799 and his technical school 8km away. 315 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,159 Easy. He does 16km every day. 316 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,559 Yes, but there's more. 317 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,799 His moped drinks 4 liters every 100km. 318 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,199 Yeah, that's 4l/100km! 319 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,239 After how many days must our schoolboy fill up? 320 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,799 Every 6.25 days. 321 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,799 Yes! 322 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,239 Check, Alvaro! 323 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,719 OK, so the question is: 324 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:47,959 why did Valentin fill up three times a week? . 325 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,839 He wasn't really going to school? 326 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,239 Exactly! 327 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,159 And where was he going? 328 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,159 For that I need more data. 329 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,079 I'll give you the entire file! 330 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,199 What? But I have homework! 331 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:07,639 You may have a flash. Give me your trains, they'll take 2 seconds... 332 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,479 OK, is that clear to everyone? 333 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,759 - Yes. - Yes? No? OK! 334 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,919 What do we know? 335 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,759 Valentin wasn't going to agricultural school! 336 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,919 But every day he went 337 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,159 somewhere within a radius of 40km around the farm. 338 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,119 The thousand-euro question is where! 339 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,439 It's too big! 340 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,479 How do we know where he was going 341 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:37,039 Well your luck's in, because I have a bionic eye 342 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:41,639 and saw Valentin's cigarettes had a foreign customs stamp on them. 343 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,479 The stamp had a drawing on it: 344 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,959 a knight overcoming a dragon. 345 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,559 George of Lydda, alias Saint George, 4th-century martyr. 346 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,919 Eliott had a tedious Medieval fixation. 347 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:06,799 St George, patron saint of chivalry, of gunsmiths and, guess... 348 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,199 Georgia. 349 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,759 Georgia, would you believe. 350 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,439 Yes, Georgia and the dragon! 351 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,279 Right. Georgia, which gets its name from him. 352 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,519 So Valentin's ciggies were Georgian. 353 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,479 Great, but what do I do with that? 354 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,519 - What am I looking for? - You can all join in 355 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,519 the interactive game. 356 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,919 Brainstorming... Georgia: what does that evoke? 357 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,799 Yeah, not much. 358 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,999 Yes, it's often people whose name ends in "shvili". 359 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,479 It means "child of". Pretty, huh? 360 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,519 And so...? 361 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,479 Daphné, check within a 40km perimeter for a name ending in shvili? 362 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,319 Shvili, well played, Karadec! 363 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,999 - Thanks. - A great team. 364 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:02,159 Shvili... there's a bar in Lille owned by Otar Baratashvili! 365 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,959 See? Your jacket's fine. 366 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,999 It's another one. 367 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,559 Really? 368 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,439 You have doubles of all your clothes? 369 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,399 You're freaky, Karadec. 370 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,399 Hi boss, we OK? 371 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,999 Hello. Can I get you anything? 372 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,599 - Well... - No, thanks. 373 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,319 But can we buy some cigarettes? 374 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,479 Sorry, I'm not a pop-up shop. 375 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,079 We know you sell them under the counter. 376 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,759 Is it because we're not regulars? 377 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,039 We're not here for trafficking. 378 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,519 Do you know this man? 379 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:48,439 Yes, he comes to help out every Saturday. 380 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,039 He lives in a studio in the building opposite. 381 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,399 - Thank you. - Thank you. 382 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,679 Very nice Georgian sausage! 383 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,319 Who is Lana? 384 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,159 magine he has a secret liaison. 385 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,159 A secret liaison! 386 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,359 That reminds me of someone. 387 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:17,279 Nothing is secret! I don't have to explain my love life to anyone. 388 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,199 - No, of course not. - OK? 389 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,639 - There's no answer. - No. 390 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,679 So? 391 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,519 - I'll ask the caretaker to let us in. - Right! 392 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,759 Come on, at least tell me her name. 393 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,799 I don't know her, so...? 394 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,159 No! 395 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,559 You said too much or not enough. It's unbearable! 396 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,559 - I said nothing. - Exactly! 397 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,719 That's not nice. 398 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,199 I mean... 399 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,599 I tell you lots of things, with you it's... 400 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,839 compartmentalized! 401 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,039 I swear... 402 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,879 It's all work, work, work. 403 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,239 If we're to spend every day together, 404 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,559 we could tell each other stuff. 405 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,719 Look, apparently his girlfriend was doing sports. 406 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,999 Oh yeah. 407 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,559 Freeze or I blow you away! 408 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,759 Oh, fuck. 409 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,039 Let go! 410 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,639 Defend yourself. 411 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,919 I'm calling the police. 412 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,039 Gently, gently. 413 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,239 The Police are here. 414 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,599 Marcel, sit! 415 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,279 It's Marcel? Hi, Marcel! 416 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,119 Oh fuck... 417 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:46,359 Yes but we call you. you don't come. We don't call you, you turn up. 418 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,759 Just last weekend I called them 419 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,719 because three guys were smoking in the elevator. Nobody came! 420 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,999 And the previous Monday, 421 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:01,239 the upstairs neighbor quarreled with her sister until 8.30. 422 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,239 Hang on, let me check: 423 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,879 best to be exact: 424 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,039 8.25pm. 425 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,519 So you note all the comings and goings? 426 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,039 - That's right. - OK. 427 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,719 You know the couple who live here? 428 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,479 Of course. Very nice youngsters. Very discreet, 429 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,279 no problems. 430 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,279 Can you describe the young woman? 431 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,359 Brunette, 432 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,159 very flirtatious, always well dressed. 433 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,599 A pretty little girl! 434 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,119 - And you last saw them... - The young man on Saturday, 435 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,479 and I saw her in the hall yesterday. 436 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,639 She wasn't very chatty. 437 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,719 She had a bag, I imagined she was going away. 438 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,479 What did it look like? 439 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,679 I'll tell you... 440 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,639 A gray and blue bag with an orange strap. 441 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,039 Valentin's bag with the money. 442 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,719 We know Valentin lived with a certain Lana 443 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:03,399 who left with the 14,000 from the sale of his parents' cow. 444 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,599 - What do we have on Lana? - Nothing. 445 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,439 No name on the lease nor on Valentin's social media. 446 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,359 Listen: 447 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,039 it's scientifically proven that being in love 448 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,279 lowers your concentration 449 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,439 and makes you less productive! 450 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,159 It's all clear now. 451 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,999 Lana may not be her real name. 452 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,119 She may be a crook. 453 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,159 She seduces Valentin... 454 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,039 pushes him to steal the cow, 455 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,399 kills him and splits with the dough. - Possible. 456 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,759 We found a sports jersey at Lana's. 457 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,399 Daphné, would you check local sports clubs 458 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,839 and see if Lana is a member. 459 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,079 There are at least 200. What do I do? 460 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,999 Wait! In the early stages of a relationship, 461 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:53,839 lovers match their clothing color without realizing. Funny! 462 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,719 No, it's not funny, Morgane, it's a drag. 463 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,759 OK, I'll help you. 464 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,679 I have to be going. 465 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,159 Oh, great team spirit. 466 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,519 I'm already late and want to call in at home. 467 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,199 Don't let up! 468 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,639 No, we won't let up. 469 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,319 You think he's.. 470 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,399 Fucked...? No, not yet. 471 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,839 And I tell you... in those pants it won't be tonight. 472 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,879 For sure! 473 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,119 The real question is, with whom? We must know her. 474 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,679 I saw him smile at Sylviane from Accounts 475 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,999 and it wasn't a smile that... - No. 476 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,359 Sylviane? 477 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,999 Sylviane is with Gérard from general services. 478 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,119 So what? 479 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,919 Nathalie! From Archives... 480 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,519 Be serious, Gilles! 481 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,599 Nathalie, honestly! She's a nun! 482 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,879 Fuck, I know! 483 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,639 Diego from BRI! 484 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,559 Diego? 485 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,279 - He called three times this week! - No! 486 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,639 - Yes! - Never! 487 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,159 Just my type! 488 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,959 Yes... No, well, it's not... I'm uh... 489 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,159 He wouldn't sleep in the bathtub! 490 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,479 Morning! 491 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,399 You OK? 492 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:20,999 He fucked. 493 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:21,839 Loads 494 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,399 Forestier. 495 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,679 He fucked. 496 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,639 He fuc.. 497 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,239 How's the search coming along? 498 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,679 Could you come to my office when you've a moment? 499 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,999 Will do. 500 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,599 Are you all right? 501 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,559 Yes. 502 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,039 Are you? 503 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,159 Nice evening? 504 00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,639 Great. 505 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,639 I bet! 506 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,519 Daphné, how's the search going? 507 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,359 OK, Gilles? 508 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,519 For Lana's shirt, we contacted local clubs: 509 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,759 handball, volleyball, football, even curling, and got nowhere. 510 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,999 There's a Lana who bowls at Gerberoy but she's 50 and her club logo 511 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,719 isn't a boar. - We've nothing. 512 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,679 THE BOAR 513 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,599 You have doubles of clothes? You're freaky, Karadec! 514 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,439 IMPRO: Wazemmes Warthogs vs Béthune Hyenas. 515 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,199 THE WARTHOG 516 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:48,439 Oh damn, the logo isn't a boar, it's a warthog. 517 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,879 Lana's t-shirt... 518 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,319 It isn't a sports shirt. 519 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,879 It's an improvisation club t-shirt! 520 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,599 Wow, that feels good! 521 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,399 Doesn't it? 522 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,559 Yes. 523 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,479 Hello. 524 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,999 - Hello. - Hello. 525 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,679 - Race list. - Race list. 526 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,439 - Foot race. - Foot race. 527 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,879 - Heresy. - Heresy. 528 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,159 - Zigomar. - Zigomar. 529 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,159 - Maori. - Maori. 530 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,119 Oregano... 531 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,719 On The Run? Is that the game? 532 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,159 Who are you? 533 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,079 Hello everyone. Sorry to interrupt. 534 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,999 Major Karadec, police. Sorry to bother you. 535 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,559 We're looking for Lana. Is she in your group? 536 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,399 - Is she here? - She didn't come today. 537 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,399 What do you want? 538 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,399 Just to talk. 539 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,879 Oh yes. 540 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,319 We don't know where she is! 541 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,199 You can stop looking. Lana is dead. 542 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,159 What do you mean? 543 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,879 Remember the neighbor who notes all the comings and goings? 544 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,759 Well... 545 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,999 Valentin and Lana were never seen together. 546 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,279 One enters, then the other leaves. 547 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,439 In the apartment, we found girls' and boys' clothes, 548 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,959 shaving foam, make-up, but only one toothbrush. 549 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,799 And Valentin didn't look very far for "Lana". 550 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,599 Because Valentin and Lana are the same person. 551 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,559 Yes, I understood. 552 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,519 OK. 553 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,799 Lana is dead? 554 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,399 Yes. 555 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,799 Belts, please. 556 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,639 Belts! 557 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,279 How was his transition going? 558 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,479 I found this in his locker. 559 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,599 Female hormones, estrogen-based. 560 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,239 Did Valentin really want to become a woman or was it just to grow boobs? 561 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,279 Her name was Lana. And she took these to be what she always was. 562 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,559 I met Lana in hospital 6 months ago. 563 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,199 She was still Valentin then. 564 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,519 I'm her nurse, I looked after her. 565 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,959 But she was so ill at ease that I knew joining the troupe would help. 566 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,079 And I was right. She really became herself. 567 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,839 Who are you voting for. Lana? 568 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,239 I don't know. Jacques is bald and Jacqueline is blonde? 569 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,039 Six months? Was that after the silo accident? 570 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,879 An accident? Is that what his parents said? 571 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,119 Her mother. 572 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,919 But it wasn't an accident. 573 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,039 Lana was hospitalized after an attempted suicide. 574 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,879 She told her parents but her father 575 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,879 reacted so badly, she wanted to end it all. 576 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,959 So her parents knew? 577 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,359 Lana was a minor. Without her parents, she'd have no medical care. 578 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,839 That's why she sold Ninon. She needed money for her operation. 579 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,439 - When did you last see her? - Saturday, 580 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,879 before she went to get her things from home. 581 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,039 She wanted to try talking to her father, 582 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,679 give him a last chance of accepting her... 583 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,199 Car... 584 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,999 Yeah, difficult. 585 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,359 And accident. 586 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,599 Policy, car, accident... 587 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,239 I was at his birth. 588 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,599 It was the best day of my life. 589 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,279 Valentin was born a boy. He's a boy. 590 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,799 He wasn't going to be butchered to become a girl! Not my son... 591 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,079 Why didn't you tell us Lana came to see you? 592 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,879 His name was Valentin. 593 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,159 That night... 594 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,199 he told me that he'd made his decision. 595 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:54,719 That he was going to continue "his transition", as he called it... 596 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,799 What happened next, Mr Béliard? 597 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,799 Did you decide to sort him out? 598 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,359 I don't believe it! 599 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,479 What have you done to my son? Tell me! 600 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,639 Nothing! What do you take me for? 601 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,079 Théo told me he saw you come out of the cowshed. 602 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,279 You asked him to step aside and you were covered in blood! 603 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,719 He hit me, jumped on me, 604 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,679 called me a retarded yokel, so I defended myself. 605 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,799 Stop lying! 606 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,079 I pushed him! 607 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,359 He hit the barrier! 608 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,799 Stop it, Mom! 609 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,159 I didn't kill him! 610 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,399 I swear I didn't kill him! 611 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:35,199 I swear, if you hurt Valentin, I'd never get over it. 612 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,839 I told him to clear off. 613 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,399 To never set foot in our house again. 614 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,759 How I'd rather he were dead than have a degenerate son! 615 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,119 I didn't think that. 616 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,119 If I'd known.. 617 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,119 Valentin! 618 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,439 Mr Béliard, 619 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,159 I'm arresting you for the murder of your son. 620 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,159 His wife thinks he's guilty, he has no alibi 621 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,399 but Valentin's father continues to deny the murder. 622 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,039 I've an appointment, I'm counting on you. 623 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:40,599 What is more important than solving a murder case mid-afternoon? 624 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,439 An appointment with the notary. 625 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,839 You've found your home? Is that it? 626 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,119 Wouldn't that be a little too personal a question? 627 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,479 Oh come on, I'm kidding you. 628 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:58,719 I'm a human being with a real heart so I'll answer: yes, we sign today! 629 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,559 That's terrific! Are you happy? 630 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:07,559 Yes... yes, I'm happy. Of course I am. 631 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,839 Great, then. 632 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,799 Why wouldn't I be happy? 633 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,679 - That's not what I mean. - Yes, I'm happy. 634 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,959 But that's not what I meant. 635 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,239 You and Ludo make a great couple, so if you're happy, so am I. 636 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,039 - See you later, then. - Yes. 637 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,559 He's seeing us between appointments. If we're late, forget it. 638 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,799 We'll be there in 10 minutes. 639 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,359 - Got your birth certificate? - Yes. 640 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,999 - Family album? - Yes. 641 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,559 Great, now we hit all the red lights! 642 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,279 We'll never get there. 643 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,639 Calm down. 644 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,839 You and Ludo make a great couple, so if you're happy, so am I. 645 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,799 - Hey! - What's up? 646 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,119 He fucked my mirror! 647 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,319 He didn't touch it! 648 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,159 Isn't my car red enough to see 649 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,799 Thought you'd run off? No! 650 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,639 You're not well! 651 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,199 You fucked my mirror. 652 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,159 Morgane... 653 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,679 You're sick! 654 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,839 We'll file a report. It's like a hit and run. 655 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,279 - I have an appointment! - And I don't? 656 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,679 Move, please! 657 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:30,679 No, you! 658 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,679 Can't you see we had an accident? Get back in your car. 659 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,319 I'm calling the police. 660 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,519 Morgane... 661 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,359 Yeah, yeah. So call the police. 662 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,399 - Slut! - What? 663 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,159 What did I tell you! 664 00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:00,239 Major Karadec of Lille Police. 665 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,719 Who has better things to do! 666 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,679 I've been telling these assholes that we work together. 667 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:10,719 This is a major blunder. Some will end up in traffic. 668 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,919 It's already the case for you, but... 669 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,879 What? 670 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,559 Can you explain? 671 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,639 Do I have to? 672 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,759 OK. Has Ludo gone? 673 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,239 Yes. 674 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,039 So you missed the notary? 675 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,239 You got that right. 676 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,279 Oh yes? 677 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,359 We found cigarette butts in the barn. 678 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,039 Arson! It's a homicide, thank you! 679 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,799 Lana's been stringing us along from the start! 680 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,319 Thank you to the Béthune Hyenas 681 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,319 for their improvisation on "Joan of Arc eats a kebab". 682 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,799 And without further ado, we welcome the Warthogs of Wazemmes! 683 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,199 Yeah! 684 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,199 Warthogs! Warthogs! 685 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,559 For a mixed improvisation, 686 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,239 3 minutes long. 687 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:37,639 But is there in the audience 688 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:41,279 an impartial hand to draw a theme for the impro? 689 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,279 Me!!! Me, me, me, me, me! 690 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,319 Me... Here, hand me the mic. 691 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,719 Good evening Lille! Are you feeling good? 692 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,519 Yes!!! 693 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,159 I can't hear you! Feeling good? 694 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,639 I always dreamed of saying that. Yes, the paper. 695 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:12,399 The improvisation theme is: "Staging a fake death." 696 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,399 You're on, Warthogs! 697 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,359 I'll help you to start. So let's do a little sketch. 698 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,519 So let's say you have a friend who we'll call Lana 699 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,719 and she feels really bad about herself because 700 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,759 she was born a boy but always felt like a-woman. 701 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,399 Instead of supporting her her family rejected her. 702 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,719 How can we help her? 703 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,159 By staging her fake death! 704 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,399 Yeah! 705 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,199 Someone's following. Nice. 706 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,359 By faking his death, OK. 707 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,079 So for that you're going to need a body, 708 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:52,479 a tattoo and lots of inflammable chemicals to set it all on fire. 709 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,719 Role distribution. 710 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,439 You'll play the medical student 711 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,359 who recovers a body that no one will claim. 712 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,199 You may have seen this coming, but hey... 713 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,359 You're going to be a tattoo artist, 714 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,319 who will have to reproduce his friend's tattoo on the body. 715 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,799 So what will you do, Doriane? 716 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,599 What are you going to play? 717 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,439 I remember this as really inflammable. Oh yes, look. Oh fuck! 718 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,279 The nurse friend who gets chemicals from the hospital. 719 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,679 The nurse friend. Yes! 720 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:34,679 That's how Valentin can stage his death 721 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,159 and let Lana fly away... 722 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,959 That's all from me. 723 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,519 There's no point, it's too late. You won't find her. 724 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,239 Ah, there you are! 725 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,279 Accomplices from the start. 726 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,199 Brother-sister solidarity is sweet. 727 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,159 How did you find us? 728 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,359 The figures on your wrist. 729 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:21,839 It couldn't be a train or a plane, they'd log your identity. 730 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,239 So only coaches remained. 731 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,199 He has nothing to do with it. If you arrest anyone, arrest me. 732 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,159 You must let her go. 733 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,679 Please... 734 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,279 When I told my dad who I really was, 735 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,759 he just said I was sick and needed help. 736 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,359 I can't go back. 737 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,439 I need to go to the Netherlands, it could be a new life for me. 738 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,959 You know what we'll do? 739 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,559 I'll look in that direction 740 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,799 and you will take the opportunity to board your coach. 741 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,119 Then, as I have heels, I won't run after you. Will that do? 742 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,239 - I'll come see you. - Yes. Be careful. 743 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,719 Gabriel admitted body theft. 744 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,679 He'll be sentenced by the judge. 745 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,439 For the rest of the troupe, we don't have much. 746 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,719 And Lana? 747 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:47,599 Gone. She'll be charged with reporting an imaginary crime, 748 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,559 but the penalty isn't big enough for an international warrant. 749 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,119 So if she stays abroad, we've had it. 750 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,799 Where is Morgane, in fact? 751 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,559 No idea. 752 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,399 She'll be at home. You know her... 753 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,159 Yes. 754 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,679 - Hmm. - Yes. 755 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:10,279 - I'll warn the Béliards. - Great. 756 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,279 Don't go. We've something to announce. 757 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,119 Will they make it official? 758 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,759 She's probably pregnant. 759 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,959 They slept together last night. It's physiologically impossible. 760 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,359 Yes. 761 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,319 Answer, Ludo! 762 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,759 So... 763 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,799 Right. 764 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,439 We wanted to talk to you 765 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,879 to announce 766 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,639 that following good recent results, the prefect has upped our budget. 767 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,239 The equivalent of one extra patrol car. 768 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,719 That's your announcement? 769 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,879 That's great, an extra car. 770 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,439 Sometimes you're like spoiled brats... 771 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,599 So you're not sleeping together? 772 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,999 - Sorry? - What? 773 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,399 Oh sorry no... Sorry no, forgive me. Because we thought... I... 774 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,639 - We're reassured. - Yes, in fact. 775 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:47,399 No, because we thought that... 776 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,439 But... 777 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,039 OK... 778 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,599 - Oh yeah... - See you tomorrow. 779 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,839 Shall we go? 780 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,959 I know... It shocked me too. 781 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,359 Don't you think the car's good? 782 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,359 - Of course. - Of course. 783 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,919 Hello, it's me. 784 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,719 Did it go well with the children? 785 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,719 Oh Ludo, I'm sorry. 786 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,279 I know I messed up with the notary but... 787 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,639 - No, please. - I'll make it up to you. 788 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:15,519 I'll get another appointment. I'll save the day. 789 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,559 Morgane, I'll ask you a simple question: 790 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,199 Do you want to live with me or not? 791 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,039 - You've a doubt. - No. 792 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,199 - You've doubted from the start. - No! 793 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:33,279 But the thing is, I've never had a doubt. Ever. 794 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,319 No, wait, Ludo... 795 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,559 I'll come for my things tomorrow afternoon. Don't be here. 796 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,119 But let's talk... Ludo! 797 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,279 You'll never guess! 798 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,839 Karadec isn't going out with Céline! 799 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,119 It's that other traitress, Roxane Ascher! 800 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,279 Oh I saw Ludo... Does he go out at this time? 801 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,119 Morgane... 802 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,159 What? 803 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,799 - Are you OK? - Yes... 804 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:24,399 Yes. 805 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,999 Subtitles by Mark Goodwin for VECTRACOM